Fairly Odd Mother's recent post on the 3 swear words her daughter so proudly learned got me thinking to some of the things I've overheard coming out of my own kid's mouths recently. They include:
"Holy Crap!" - daughter when faced with a tricky putting green at mini-golf.
"No valid dicks" - daughter when DVD wouldn't start - we think she meant no valid disc.
"I don't like you! You're mean! I don't want to go to bed! *pause* COME GIVE ME A KISS GOODNIGHT, MOMMY!" - daughter screaming at me after pitching a fit at bed time. No matter how mad she is, there is always a kiss.
"Santa Claus is watching, right? So I don't think she's getting any toys this year. But I've been good, right?" - son after watching his sister pitch a fit at bed time.
"Boom! Bang! Fiyah Powah!" - son's new phrase he learned at school. We assume it's the scene from the Night at the Museum movie.
"I didn't fall out of bed. I was sleeping on the floor because the cat was in my bed." - son this morning when asked why we found him laying on the floor. Our cat just isn't that big. In fact, he has stuffed animals in his bed that are much bigger.