Do you see it? Right there. Hiding behind the chair. If you look closely you can see it peering out at you.
Look. There's another one! Even Coach sniffed it out. Hmmm...
They are even in the kitchen!
It's the de-child-proofed house! Hip-hip-hooray! No more broken nails, cursing, prying, and fighting with the outlet covers every time I want to vacuum or plug in a mixer (which happens several times a day in my house...Ya, right!).
If the children get zapped by putting their fingers (or other appendages) in there, then it's their own stupid fault. They're old enough to know better and I'm free to plug away!