My son proudly removed his paper bag puppet he made in school today from his backpack. He had colored the arms, legs and face all black. And right in the middle of the bag was a red, oval like object that I assumed was a belly button gone awry.
"Let me see your puppet. Wow, that is nice!", I said.
"Yup. And that is my pee pee."
So much for my belly button theory. An anatomically correct paper bag puppet. Excellent.