I have an awards ceremony to attend tonight. Our company was selected as a finalist for a technology award. Pretty cool stuff. I decided to share the news with my daughter because she loves - or is obsessed - with horses and was enthralled with Big Brown winning the Kentucky Derby a couple of weeks ago. Ever since then we've had mock races with her plastic horses and someone has to win the trophy.
"Hey Abby. Guess what I am doing tonight?"
"I'm going to a dinner to find out if I won a trophy for work. Isn't that cool?"
"REALLLLY??? Does this mean if you win the trophy you can stop working??"
"No honey. That's the lottery."