(To steal a storytelling format from a fantastic blogger):
Me: "I'm heading upstairs to get dressed. I'll be down in 2 minutes. Try not to fight."
Them (30 seconds later): "MOM! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMA! MOMMY! Where are you??"
I've renamed my children Dory, Jr. and Dory, III because just like the original Dory from Finding Nemo - they have NO SHORT TERM MEMORY