I want to chop their heads off

I know that seems like a harsh title, but I am ready to take every squirrel I see and either bill them for their free meals, or rid the world of them!

Aaaaarggghhhhhh!!!!!



We have taped the top of this feeder a million times (even though it's the No No feeder and is supposed to be squirrel-proof). We've lubed the hook up with grease so they slide as they try to reach the top. I even stopped filling it - but then guilt set in as my feathery friends would fly by looking for their seeds.

I'm ready to get violent and that is *so* not my nature!!!