Last evening I asked my son to try and go potty before bed. He said he didn't have to go. This is our nightly ritual and if we stray from it, we get a wet bed.
Me: "Please try to go potty. You just had yogurt so you'll have to pee."
Him: "Why, Momma? Does Yogurt make you pee."
Me: "Yup. Anything in your belly will make you pee, especially yogurt."
A little silence in the bathroom.
Him: "Mommy! You were right. I am peeing."
Me: "See. I'm brilliant."
Him: "Yes you are. But, I'm really smart."
And we all know "really smart" beats "brilliant" in our house any day!