When all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The dog was asleep on his dog bed with care,
In hopes that a scooby-snack soon would appear;
The parents were nestled all snug on the couch,
Their bodies relaxed and had started to slouch;
With dad in his sweat pants, and I near the tap,
We had just settled down for a long evening's nap;
When in the back of my mind there arose a sad thought,
We spent the day at the stores and lots of presents had been bought.
It was time to unload all the goods from the trunk,
The kids were asleep and I was getting quite drunk.
So before I dozed off I put down the glass,
And off from the the couch I moved my numb ass.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a tornado warning, in November, oh dear.
With a flash of the screen and a scrolling red warning,
I knew in a moment it must be global warming.
More exhausted than ever with feet that were aching,
I called to my hubby and said "let's get to taking
in board Games, and kids toys, the movies and gifts!
The big ones! The small ones! The ones we can't lift!
From the back of the trunk to the rooms down below!
Now hide it all! hide it all! hide it all - go!"
As the memories came back from the day on the town,
And the traffic on streets that had gotten me down,
I stopped for a moment and eye-balled the goods,
What the hell was I thinking buying more than I should?
And then, in an instant, I remembered my reason
Christmas time is truly my favorite season.
All the songs and the lights and the tree decorating,
It brings back great memories I want to keep recreating.
And while this year will be a little tighter than most,
I thought it'd be cleaver to share this fun post.
But as the night wears away, and so does my buzz,
I think I will go now and figure what was
in the shopping carts and bags and thrown in the truck
cuz next comes the wrapping and that will just suck.
But before I sign off I'll leave you this thought,
When I look at these bills I think, "That's all I got?"